Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Two posts in one day? WTF.

Uh, yeah. This is post number two for today. That's not a sign of a thriving social life, I tell you. But...since my friends just ditched me on the phone (like seriously Sam, if you're going to bounce, that's fine. Just tell me why, dang it!) and so I am here.

Also, wow. The Devils are just playing like absolute crap. Yes, the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS are beating us 3-0 right now. No, you didn't read that wrong; the freakin' LEAFS. You know, the Leafs. The team that hasn't been to the playoffs in 200 years. Not to mention the fact that one of their players just scored their first NHL goal against us. How sad is that? AND they tried to maim little tiny Brian Gionta! Oh yes! They hit him in the eye. Blood galore. I was afraid he'd be returning to us with an eye-patch or a seeing-eye-Devil! Jeez. Leave it to the Devils to make it to the playoffs then enter a serious SUCK PATCH a week before they begin.

Dear Devils,
Please stop sucking, 'kay?
Like EPIC FAIL, MUCH?!
Lovelovelove,
Kristyn<3

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Dear Kristyn,
Aha No.
;D
We 'gon keep suckin.
'kay bye.
XOXO
The Sucky Devils.

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Dear Brian Gionta,
Are you okay?!
Love<3,

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Dearest Kristyn,
OW MY EYE!
NOW I BLIND & SHORT!
LOVE,
Gio.

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Dear Brian Rolston,
Did you seriously just take a penalty?
H8 x100!
No love for you!
Kristyn.

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Dearest Kristyn,
^__^
PWNAGE.
DN'T EVR B ALNE!
Love Forever and Always,
Brian Rolston XOXOXO <3<3

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