Dearest Patrik Elias,
Please come back soon.
We got beaten by a team who's mascot is a plant.
Zachy Parise misses you.
Kevin Weekes needs you to kiss his boo-boos better.
Martin Brodeur needs someone to tell him that they'll still love him no matter what.
Jamie Langenbrunner needs someone to hug when he scores.
Chico needs someone to eat with.
Brent Sutter needs someone to tell him to take a deep breath and count to ten before yelling at the referee.
We all need someone who DOESN'T SUCK AT HOCKEY.
So please return to the Devils line up before the playoffs begin.
Thank you.
Love,
Kristyn.
P.S. Brian Gionta is sorry he made fun of your accent. Please return his step-stool to his locker immediately. He cannot reach the top shelf where his helmet is located.
Please come back soon.
We got beaten by a team who's mascot is a plant.
Zachy Parise misses you.
Kevin Weekes needs you to kiss his boo-boos better.
Martin Brodeur needs someone to tell him that they'll still love him no matter what.
Jamie Langenbrunner needs someone to hug when he scores.
Chico needs someone to eat with.
Brent Sutter needs someone to tell him to take a deep breath and count to ten before yelling at the referee.
We all need someone who DOESN'T SUCK AT HOCKEY.
So please return to the Devils line up before the playoffs begin.
Thank you.
Love,
Kristyn.
P.S. Brian Gionta is sorry he made fun of your accent. Please return his step-stool to his locker immediately. He cannot reach the top shelf where his helmet is located.
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