RANT.

Alright, so apparently the Carolina Hurricanes fans and officials are too busy having sex with their first cousins and drinking Budweiser and watching NASCAR to understand the rules of hockey. SO TO THE 'CANES OFFICIALS; WHEN THE GAME IS TIED 3-3 (after the Devils worked so freaking hard to tie it up, mind you.) AND THERE IS 0.5 SECONDS LEFT AND SOMEONE NAILS YOUR GOALIE (GOALIE INTERFERENCE, you assholes) AND THE 'CANES SCORE WITH 0.2 SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME, IT IS NOT A GOAL. Seriously? Do you not understand the sport you play and officiate or are you just really, really fucking retarded? I've never seen Martin Brodeur be so angry, nor have I really seen anyone so angry (except for maybe every hockey fan in New Jersey who simultaneously wished death upon everyone in Raleigh) in my entire life. If you manage to piss off the calm, cool and collective Martin Brodeur, you screwed up.

Also, you unclassy, redneck, abomination Hurricane 'fans' who decided to throw shit at Martin Brodeur as he left the ice, just hang yourself. You're a disgrace to the game of hockey and you are just a waste of life. No one loves you and if I ever meet you in person, I will pull out your eyes and make you eat them. Learn to have some class and some respect, you queers.

As for the officials and refs, you are an even bigger disgrace to the game of hockey and you make all of us in New Jersey sick. You can't call worth shit, you don't understand the rules of the game and you can't even perform SIMPLE TASKS that your job requires. Really? Everyone in North and South Carolina can suck it because the boys in black and red will be back Thursday to kick your sorry asses and make you wish you didn't get the 6th seed.